I see that 100 things meme and I think, Jesus H Christ, that’s a lot of things.
I’ve never been able to get above 30 when I’ve tried it, and then my self-esteem is all, “Man, we’re so weak. We can’t even come up with 100 things. That’s only like, three.something per year of life.”
Immediately after this, my self-esteem says, “Dude, we can’t even divide 100 by 28 without a calculator. Lame.”
And then my superego becomes uncomfortable with all the self-bifurcation in front of an audience, so I just shut it and give you 10. 10 today, 10 tomorrow, 10 until we hit one hundred…….
1) I have lived in Pennsylvania, Ohio, Arizona, Colorado, Minnesota, California, New York (thanks for the reminder, P$) and Texas.
2) I did all that moving? And I wasn’t even on the run from the law.
3) I grew 8 1/2 inches in one year once (9th grade). It hurt.
4) I really, really love my boyfriend, but he is a terrible person. I am working hard on changing him.
5) I worry about Britney Spears. I want things to work out for her.
6) My compassion for Britney does not extend to any of the other famous-at-a-tender-age-with-predictably-tragic-results-celebrity-people. What did Britney do to get a free pass from me? I don’t like to think about it too much.
7) I used to walk dogs for rich people. Which: YO. Rich people are CRAZY. At least when it comes to master/servant relationships. I do not miss working for rich people AT ALL.
8) If we go out to dinner, and you order a fish taco, I am going to laugh when you order it, and it will be very uncomfortable for you, me, and the waiter. I cannot help this. I am sorry. (It happens more than you think! Texas, remember? I live in Texas.)
9) Also, anytime I drive by a place called BJ’s, I will laugh. The Pope, Your Grandmother and Queen Elizabeth could all be in the car, and we could be going to a funeral, and I would still laugh.
10) Well, maybe not if we were going to a funeral. Probably not then.
I worry about #5. Britney Spears??? Could this be related to your Precious Love phase? (Uh-oh, I hope I didn’t scoop you on an 11-to-100 entry.)
Comment by mmalan — February 6, 2007 @ 12:34 am
you forgot new york. also, the pantyless wonder was spotted wearing a star of david necklace recently. i saw it on the news-oids at the the laundromat last night. they think she’s going to be okay.
also, kim and eminem are finally divorced for the 2nd time. eminem has a new song called “kim” about how he wants to kill her. while performing this live, he chokes a blow up doll on stage. kim watched him do this one time and then slit her wrists. that did it.
also, i don’t like the word “meme”. since it’s about you can’t it be called, “day-may”?
ps i saw a soap yesterday called “dalan”. smell familiar?
Comment by p$ — February 6, 2007 @ 5:41 pm
Don’t worry too much about having sympathy for BS, it will look good on the compassion section of your lifetime scoresheet. Probably won’t be enough to counter-balance the terrible things you say about your boyfriend who, in my experience, is a Nice Young Man, but it can’t hurt.
Comment by moo — February 6, 2007 @ 7:14 pm