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Cristian: I. am. so. tired.

 

Dana: Well, you’ve got a whole day ahead of you, and then there’s Lydia’s baby shower, so buck up, camper.

 

Cristian: shoots hairy eyeball in Dana’s direction.

 

Dana: That wasn’t very supportive of me.

 

Cristian: No.

 

Dana: But you were up until 3 a.m. last night! What did you think would happen?

 

Cristian: shoots hairier eyeball in Dana’s direction

 

Dana: Also not supportive.

 

Cristian: No.

 

Dana: Would you like me to sing a little encouragement ditty to get you through the day?

 

Cristian: Yes!

 

Dana (warbling):  Yoooouuu didn’t get much sleep last night……..

                            and now of this day you are friiiiiiighttttt…….ened

                           You’re going into work so laaaaaaaaate

                           And they’ll just put more on your plaaaaate

 

Cristian: NOT SUPPORTIVE!

 

Dana (warbles on):  You’ll have to sharpen up real faaaaast

                               Or your boss will think you’re an asssssss

                               Then you take the bus cross toooooown

                               I hope it’s not filled up with cloooowns 

 

Cristian: This is horrible! Horrible!

 

Dana:             Then I’ll call you freaking ouuuuuut (aboutnothingimportant!)

                       if you don’t help I’ll pout and pout

                       But really honestly what can you doooooo

                       you’re on the bus, you have the fluuuuuu

 

Cristian: I DON’T HAVE THE FLU!

 

Dana: Well, you might and just not know it yet. You could start feeling the symptoms later today.

 

Cristian: That is the worst song I ever heard. Don’t ever sing that song again!

 

Dana: Wow, that really hurts my feelings.

 

Cristian:shoots hairiest eyeball ever at Dana

 

Dana: No, seriously, today is going to be GREAT!

 

 

                   

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