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Dana: Tonight, I kill a puppy.
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Cristian: Seriously. What, did they lock it in the yard?
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Dana: They built a little pen under the kid’s treehouse.
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Dana: We should tape record this and create a website: SoYouWantToGetAPuppy.com
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Cristian: That, with pictures of all kinds of chewed up electronics and eyeglasses and papers and books. And piles of shit. No one would ever get a puppy, not ever again.
Two words: Foam earplugs.
Comment by Joy — September 10, 2008 @ 3:31 pm
You’re BAAAAACK! Woohoo! (Sorry about the puppy.)
Comment by mmalan — September 12, 2008 @ 2:37 pm
hey, it sounds like our foster puppy! the only thing stopping me from strangling him is how bad it would look for the rescue group!
Comment by lesbonurse — September 15, 2008 @ 5:42 pm
Hah, and you made a snarky comment about *my* neighbor’s barking dog! Now you know the pain I endure.
Comment by meloukhia — October 5, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
Oh my GOD—you poor people!!! Has the barking stopped? Was there a mysterious puppynapping?? I mean, that is the reason puppies and babies are so freaking cut–it’s an evolutionary defense mechanism.
Comment by theladymel — October 21, 2008 @ 9:06 am