Nothing I Can Do About it Now

February 15, 2007

#11 – 20

Filed under: narcissus — dregina @ 2:57 pm

11) I think Fight Club is the most overrated movie ever made. It hurts me to remember it.  Holy shit, do I ever hate that movie.

12) Other popular movies I hate include American Beauty, Napoleon Dynamite, and Amelie. Someone has to hate them, and that person is me.

13) Con Air, on the other hand, is one of the most underrated movies ever made. I’m pretty sure I like Con Air more than anyone else in the whole world. Maybe I should start a fan club?

14)  If I started a fan club, I would name it the Con Air Poesers, because the movie’s hero is Cameron Poe. Get it? Poesers?

15) The first order of business would be coming up with a better name.

16) I am always cold.  Always. I didn’t used to be, but around age 25 I went through some sort of horrific internal chemical hormonal shift. One day I woke up cold, and I have been cold ever since. I am actually shivering right now, as I type this.

17) I don’t like the taste of water. I think this might be a sign of poor character, so sometimes I catch myself pretending to like water, when I’m around superhydrated types of people. 

18) Pretending to like water so that people will like you is definitely a sign of poor character.

19) My fingers and toes are so long that one time a doctor – a real, actual ER doctor with extensive medical training –  thought I had Abraham Lincoln disease.  I have had a complex about this ever since and regularly try on shoes from high school to make sure they still fit.

20) The picture I am using for my profile was painted by my friend Heyd Fontenot, who gave me the compliment of my life when he asked me to pose for him.  You can see just as much of his loveliness in it as you can me.



  1. I’ve only seen Fight Club once but don’t remember it being as good as everyone said it would be.

    Comment by thethinker — February 18, 2007 @ 10:57 am

  2. And where does Nell fit into your movie rankings?

    Comment by Suzanne — February 19, 2007 @ 7:10 pm

  3. Oh, man, I’m not sure. I guess if I had to rank them, I’d go Napoleon Dynamite, Nell, Amelie, American Beauty, Fight Club. Nell comes in right under Napoleon Dynamite.

    Now I’m imagining a Napoleon Dynamite sequel in which he meets and mates with Nell.

    That actually sounds kind of awesome.

    Comment by dregina — February 21, 2007 @ 4:06 pm

  4. You know I have wondered, because of his longish, skinny limbs, size 13 shoes, and excessive height, if Brendan had Abe Lincoln’s disease. And he hates to run or jog, which would be expected of someone who is easily winded. And now you’re saying a doctor suspected you of the disease, and you are comparatively diminutive to Brendan and oh boy what does this mean and this all makes me concerned. Hmm.

    Comment by joynmsu — February 21, 2007 @ 4:31 pm

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